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sergeantd:

reliablepathfinder:

Can someone find whomever made this and kick them in the cunt?

Got you

"Uh, I made this and I still stand by it." Megadeth? Do you really need some ex-christcore christcore musician telling you to murder peopl?

sergeantd:

reliablepathfinder:

Can someone find whomever made this and kick them in the cunt?

Got you

"Uh, I made this and I still stand by it." Megadeth? Do you really need some ex-christcore christcore musician telling you to murder peopl?

I am not a smart man.

today:

Hoda and Kathie Lee get down and boogie. 

This is easily the most ridiculous white gif I have ever seen on Tumblr. It’s not that it’s about rich white ladies appropriating culture or anything, because you know that’s going to happen if you hang out with a white person, but it’s about how fucking stupid these ladies manage to look. “AW GEEZ I DROPPED 10K FOR A BRONZER AND AN EARLY CHANCE AT MELANOMA! O RLY? I SKIPPED THAT AND WENT FOR THE POST-BURN OLD LADY LOOK, AS YOU CAN SEE UNDERNEATH THE V-COLLAR I’M TRYING TO HIDE”Fuck you, Today Show. This shit is stupid and rich and outside my class. Want real returns on your ad dollars? Don’t fucking advertise on Tumblr. I’m a poor grad student from the midwest with minimal chances of capping my student loans. Fuck off. Your ads are stupid as shit, because I’m not going to give some rich white chick with no math skills a goddamn cent.
You reading this, Today Show? Tumblr suggested your blog to me, so I’m about to open up this pit. You got anyone not white? Anyone with a stereotypical american story? Or are you trying to sell me your ridiculous conservative dream? Which charities have your dollars graced? Do they all mention their 501(c)(3) status before telling me what they do?Fuck off. Also you might want to separate your tags, unless you wanted a convoluted circlejerk over the most ridiculous ones.

today:

Hoda and Kathie Lee get down and boogie. 

This is easily the most ridiculous white gif I have ever seen on Tumblr. It’s not that it’s about rich white ladies appropriating culture or anything, because you know that’s going to happen if you hang out with a white person, but it’s about how fucking stupid these ladies manage to look. “AW GEEZ I DROPPED 10K FOR A BRONZER AND AN EARLY CHANCE AT MELANOMA! O RLY? I SKIPPED THAT AND WENT FOR THE POST-BURN OLD LADY LOOK, AS YOU CAN SEE UNDERNEATH THE V-COLLAR I’M TRYING TO HIDE”

Fuck you, Today Show. This shit is stupid and rich and outside my class. Want real returns on your ad dollars? Don’t fucking advertise on Tumblr. I’m a poor grad student from the midwest with minimal chances of capping my student loans. Fuck off. Your ads are stupid as shit, because I’m not going to give some rich white chick with no math skills a goddamn cent.

You reading this, Today Show? Tumblr suggested your blog to me, so I’m about to open up this pit. You got anyone not white? Anyone with a stereotypical american story? Or are you trying to sell me your ridiculous conservative dream? Which charities have your dollars graced? Do they all mention their 501(c)(3) status before telling me what they do?

Fuck off. Also you might want to separate your tags, unless you wanted a convoluted circlejerk over the most ridiculous ones.

sesamestreet:

Happy 4th of July!

sesamestreet:

Happy 4th of July!

NSA considers anyone who researches Tor or Tails to be a target for ongoing suspicion

mckitterick:

mostlysignssomeportents:

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America’s National Security Agency gathers unfathomable mountains of Internet communications from fiber optic taps and other means, but it says it only retains and searches the communications of “targeted” individuals who’ve done something suspicious. Guess what? If you read Boing Boing, you’ve been targeted. Cory Doctorow digs into Xkeyscore and the NSA’s deep packet inspection rules.

Read more…

This is one of the biggest NSA stories yet. Please reblog!

Well, considering the research I’ve been doing for my current YA-SF novel, I suspect I’m now Suspect. Hm.

You hosted Doctorow (at least once?). You didn’t think you were already on a list?

praisethewarmachine:

opprimons-les-anglophones-420:

I love Facebook.

This is all because I was talking about how good 22 Jump Street is

Aw man, this franchise means a lot to me. Now I feel bad. Those two bromances are the movies my best fucking friend, whose Hodgkin’s Lymphoma is now just over a year in remission, and I love to bro down on. And now I can’t like it because art is more important. :( We just celebrated his one year date with a marathon, too.

praisethewarmachine:

opprimons-les-anglophones-420:

I love Facebook.

This is all because I was talking about how good 22 Jump Street is

Aw man, this franchise means a lot to me. Now I feel bad. Those two bromances are the movies my best fucking friend, whose Hodgkin’s Lymphoma is now just over a year in remission, and I love to bro down on. And now I can’t like it because art is more important. :( We just celebrated his one year date with a marathon, too.

(Source: guerre-tranquille)

SLEEP HABITS

whatshouldwecallgradschool:

RIGHT AFTER I WAKE UP:

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MID DAY SLUMP:

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DURING SEMINAR:

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BED TIME:

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why is this not a band name

why is this not a band name

(Source: limb-of-satan, via thex-files)

(via thex-files)